Great Cure for a Cough

I found this on "ihaveacrazywife.com" and laughed and laughed and laughed. So I thought I'd share it with you in hopes you will laugh as hard as I did!

The owner of a drug store walks in to

find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.

The owner asks the clerk, "What's

with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk goes, "Well, he came in here this

morning to get something for his cough.
"I couldn't find the cough syrup, so

I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner goes, "You idiot! You can't

treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"

The clerk goes, "Of course you can!

Look at him; he's afraid to cough."