Expectations? (joke)

Two girlfriends are on vacation when they see a five-story store advertising men for sale. They go in and see a first-floor sign that reads "All the men on this floor are short and ugly."

The women decide to take the elevator to the next floor. There the sign reads, "All the men here are short and handsome."

This isn't good enough, so the women continue up. On the third floor the sign reads, "All the men here are tall and ugly."

The women want to do better so they keep going. On the fourth floor the sign reads, "All the men here are tall and handsome."

The women get excited but decide to see what's on the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads, "No men here. This floor was built to prove there's no way to please a woman."

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--Um hummmm! :)