"No Soup for You!!!" :)

So I took a Seinfeld identity test. Here's which character I was! :)



Soup Nazi
You scored 43% Harsh, 46% Kavorka, 37% Sarcastic
This test measured 3 variables.
First it measured how harsh you were. By harshness I don't mean whether I think you are going to kill somebody, but whether you are a lollipop and happiness person, or a "shit happens" type of person.

Second it measured how much Kavorka you have. Technically Kavorka is the Latvian word for "the lure of the animal." According to Seinfeld at least. In my test it measured your ability to lure men or women and to a lesser degree how social you are.

Third it measured how sarcastic/cynical you are. Some characters like Jerry are very sarcastic while the Soup Nazi is much less so. It can be difficult to accurately measure sarcasm in a written test.

You scored high in harshness, medium in Kavorka, and low in sarcasm. Generally harsh people that are not sarcastic tend to be a little mean, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and trust that it's not true for you. Perhaps you are just misunderstood. Your medium score in Kavorka suggests that you might not be able to attract anybody you want, but you do have some appeal.

So why were you so lucky as to be the Soup Nazi? Well first of all, you are both pretty harsh. Hopefully you aren't as mean as he is. You might have a sense of humor, but like the Soup Nazi sarcasm does not appear to be your thing.

Well there you go. You might not sell soup for a living, and you probably don't yell at your customers, but you are... The Soup Nazi.


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