Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Denver Bronco Jokes

Just looking at all things Denver Broncos on-line this morning and found these jokes that cracked me up. Yeah - they are my team, but that doesn't mean I can't laugh a a funny joke too! :)


Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Denver Broncos.

Q: What do the Denver Broncos and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: How do you keep the Denver Broncos out of your yard?
A: Paint it like an endzone.

Q: Where do you go in Denver in case of a tornado?
A: To Invesco Field- they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Denver Bronco with a Super Bowl ring?
A: John Elway.

Q: What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Denver Broncos does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Only one (# 7) and he is retired.

Q: What do the Denver Broncos and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

NFL Team Lame Names: AFC West

Denver Broncos - Denver Donkeys

Kansas City Chiefs - Kansas City Griefs

Los Angeles Raiders - Los Angeles Faders

San Diego Chargers - San Diego Rechargers

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